Salad Days by Charles Romalotti
Episode 2 (and part of 3?) of Paradise City
True Allegiance by Ben Shapiro and Will Francis’ strange polyamorous relationship, how I managed to tie those two in together I don’t know but 2021 was a long, hard year
The first copy of Alternative Press I had purchased in probably a decade
The Vagina Monologues by Eve Ensler
This Place Will Become Your Tomb by Sleep Token
Diary Of An Oxygen Thief by Anonymous
I once made it through seven whole minutes of The Joe Rogan Experience because a man sent it to me and I can’t help but wonder if I deserve anything at all
My ode to Steel Reserve 211 and a little story about a man taking a big ol’ dip into a period!
How I almost got on The Real World
I once walked the governor to his table with a big fat load of cum all over my pants
How writing about my stupid fucking vagina once saved a girl from (continuing to….) fuck a white supremacist!!!!!!
When I thought that a video of little shits chanting “TRUMP 2020” gave me a stroke but I was actually just like, the most hungover I had ever been in my entire life
When I slipped down my steps and blew through my wall like an inebriated, lonely Kool Aid Man on Valentine’s Day
This is titled “Men Don’t Listen To Me” and it’s about how men don’t listen to me
Rose And The Five Foot Tall DJ
Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox are gross
A writer bitching about other writers… typical…
MY INSTAGRAM EXPLORE PAGE WAS OVERRUN BY BREEDERS!!!!!
Why I gave up on being a teacher and you should too
How my alcohol abuse is partially linked to insomnia and all the weird shit that happened to me once I started taking sleeping pills
Why I, someone who thinks they are hilarious who often deserves to get slapped, totally think it’s okay to slap comedians
I trick you into thinking I am going to admit to participating in an affair but instead it’s just a story about how a guy threw up on our first date, he he
An explanation of my magnum opus, “My Only Sunshine” from NIDIFA. I was like, soooo happy when I wrote this